Mens 5th XI Fixtures
| Date | Venue | Time | Opposition | Score | Scorers | Thanks for Coming | MotM | |||
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| 17th Oct 2012, Wed | BUCS | Home | Coombe Dingle | 15:15 | UWE | Won 4 : 0 | Will Gill, James Hickey (3) | Robert Winton/Ben Clarke for missing some absolute sitters/screwing almost every injection |
James Hickey |
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| 31st Oct 2012, Wed | BUCS | Away | UWE | 15:30 | UWE | Lost 1 : 4 | Stephen Campbell | Stephen Campbell for crossing the ball straight into the UWE rightback's left testicle | Matt Allen | |
| 14th Nov 2012, Wed | CUP | Away | 13:30 | Swansea Uni | Lost 1 : 9 | Michael Jones | Will Gill for loving hockey so much that he tried to kiss the ball as it was being hit straight at him |
Nick Lawson | ||
| 21st Nov 2012, Wed | BUCS | Home | Coombe Dingle | 13:30 | Bath | Lost 0 : 7 | Ted Rowntree, for some hospital passes, and Rob Winton for structurally obliterating our own defense | Matt Allen |
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| 5th Dec 2012, Wed | BUCS | Away | Bath | 12:00 | Bath Spa | Lost 4 : 5 | Nick Chetwood, Will Gill (3) | Michael Jones, for being trying to stop a train by waving it down, receiving a warning from the umpire, twatting some guy in the ribs, but giving Will Gill an absolutely glorious ball through on goal | Will Gill | |
| 30th Jan 2013, Wed | BUCS | Home | Coombe Dingle | 13:15 | Southampton | Won 5 : 2 | Will Gill, Michael Jones (2), Alex Williams | Alex Williams for celebrating the own goal that he 'scored' | Matt Allen |
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| 6th Feb 2013, Wed | BUCS | Away | Southampton | 14:00 | Southampton Solent | Won 7 : 0 | Chris Catto, Will Gill (4), Michael Jones, Chris Pilcher | Will Clay, for deeming a lounge stamp as necessary matchday kit | Will Gill |
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| 27th Feb 2013, Wed | BUCS | Away | Plymouth | 00:00 | Plymouth | Drew 2 : 2 | Michael Jones (2) | Robert Winton for not knowing the rules of hockey. | Ted Rowntree | |
| 6th Mar 2013, Wed | BUCS | Away | Coombe Dingle | 13:45 | Bristol Uni | Lost 2 : 3 | Will Gill, Michael Jones | Michael Jones, "losing captain" | Gareth Maver |
